Celebrating all of those creepy/weird/funny messages from your potential online soul mate



Submit your own stories at okcreepers@gmail.com



Thursday, August 12, 2010

First Lesson for Composing a Message that will Garner a Response:

Use actual words! The milliseconds it takes for you to add the letter Y and O to the letter U makes a world of difference when it comes to my first impression of you. Trust

Take this gem that I got....

hey how u doing wow u r very pretty and sound pretty chill hit me back if u would like to talk more names josh btw

Oh Josh, I'm going to ignore the fact you do not facilitate proper grammar and made 4 (?) sentences into one run on  and instead focus on the fact that you and a 12 year old girl share the same texting skills. Just a few extra letters is all it takes

No comments:

Post a Comment