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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Its been awhile....here's a nice reunion post

I really wanted to get this thing up and running but life got in the way. It happens. However OkCupid continues on in its fine tradition of weird messages. Such as this...

I should note that I clearly state on my profile that I am in my early 20s and looking for guys at the oldest to be 30.

Hello,

You sound very nice. If you enjoy the company of smart educated upscale men I would welcome an opportunity to getting to know you
{Editors Note: Doesn't that sound like he is trying to be a sugga daddy or looking for an escort? London Dupree I am not}.

I have a BS in Industrial and Mechanical Engineering and I’m also an MBA graduate.

I'm a 40/6'3"/175#, clean cut, classy, old fashioned, well dressed and trendy man, with excellent manners, and very handsome (ask my Mom), but a bad speller.

I enjoy different activities, including traveling, dancing, jogging, tennis, snow skiing, movies (at home or theater), concerts, restaurants, cooking, people watching, Sea World, Disneyland and the Zoo. I also would like to learn how to roller blade, and taking salsa classes.

I am a non smoker non drinker, and of course I don't do any drugs.

I enjoy a healthy life style, including exercising and healthy eating.

I am a divorced father of one little boy, with shared custody.

I live in San Diego.

I work for a manufacturing company as the VP of Operations. We have plants in Europe, Mexico and also in the US.

I also teach part time at a local university in San Diego in the School of Business/MBA program.

I look forward to hearing back from you.

Thanks

J


Awesome, sounds like you have your life together. Also sounds like a resume and I am not about to do a business interview.

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