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Thursday, May 19, 2011

I don't know how much clearer I can make it....

This is a screen grab from my actual OKC profile
Three facts any idiot with a 1st grade reading level can pull from it: 1) I have my degree in archaeology 2) I work as an archaeologist and 3) I don't know shit about dinosaurs (seriously people look up paleontology- there is a HUGE difference). Now that we have that all figured out, on to today's messages.....

I mean, seriously, COME ON!!! I cannot break it down any easier than I have in the first two fucking sentences of my profile. I had to include his user name only because it was entirely appropriate for his idiotic message.
No,sir, I do not care to comment on the fact that birds are descendants of dinosaurs because I have already stated I don't know shit about dinosaurs (although I am pretty up to date on the whole bird dinosaur thing because of a kick ass Discovery Channel program...maybe he should watch that).

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