Lessons for the Ladies: You are far from innocent from online dating mistakes...

Since the majority of the material for this site is sourced from my own online dating experience, guys tend to get the most criticism. However, the ladies can be just as bad. Lucky for me, my lovely boyfriend still has his OKC profile and occasionally shares the goodies he gets (Ed. note: Shittums is his guinea pig)

First off, when composing a message don't start out by pointing out what you think your fault is. That's a sure fire way to make you seem unattractive. Second, what is this "ONLY reason" bullshit? Conceited much? Lady this is the 21st century. You don't need a guy to do the first contact. And if you are going to do the first contact don't be an asshole about it. At this point, I'm not assuming that age is the only reason a guy wouldn't contact you first. I don't even want to fathom what your profile says.

I have this weird thing (well maybe not weird...its subjective) were I don't like when people compliment on how well written or funny or whatever your profile is. Its probably all semantics but if you are messaging a person its pretty safe to assume its because you like their profile. No need for additional comments.

Finally, don't use the word titillated (especially when you spell it wrong). Really just don't. Its for the better.