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Thursday, January 20, 2011

So boring Mr. Politician

I feel like lately when I get a new message it just leaves me speechless. Even the most mundane sounding ones. For example......



















Its just that this message is sooooooooooo boring. It sounds like an ad for a local politician. There is absolutely nothing that perks my interest. In fact I can imagine the date now- both of us sitting at a table, him babbling on and on and on about whatever mundane thing he is doing and me inserting a fork into my eye to make sure I'm still alive. Nothing about this message says adventurous. Really the only thing I can learn from it is that he is the rare form of modern man that still spells words out completely and uses correct punctuation.

Like any bored person, I did look up his facebook. Hey, he provided it. What else would I do? Just like his message, I learned nothing. Why you ask, since he clearly states I can see more info and "things" there? Its private. Thanks a lot, sir. They only interesting thing I did see was his profile pic which is an image of him and SARAH PALIN!!!!! Of course, my first thoughts were didn't he say he works in green energy? Does the lady who likes to shoot wolves out of helicopters like green energy? Despite the fact that she ran a state that is one of the most highly afflicted areas due to global warming she doubts that it is man-made. This is also the same lady that chanted "drill, baby, drill". However after doing a bit more digging, I did find that she supports renewable energies and helped pass legislation in Alaska to have half of its electricity come from renewable energy by 2025. So I guess he did help me learn something new.

Buuutttttt, I'm still not interested or even entertained and my opinion of Sarah Palin still has not changed. So life moves on just the same

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