Lessons for the Ladies: Show that you have a brain

1. TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is AnNoYiNg AnD mAkEs YoU lOoK dUmB. Ok, typing like that is really hard. That took way too much effort to do and I didn't even do it in text speak where they start leaving out vowels. It hurts my head. I'm guessing that the medical school she went to is not affiliated with Harvard in any way. The way she spells and types also tells me that I should fear for my medical safety and my chart would be a bitch to read especially in an emergency. Also, who doesn't like to have fun? That doesn't make you special.

2. These are not really skills that a person aspires to be "good" at. Unless you are a professional dancer. Then I'll give you that one. Ladies, can we not brag about being good at drinking? It is doing nothing for your image. I'm not saying that you have to be prim and proper but for crying out loud drinking skills are not something to be celebrating unless of course you have been hanging out with Charlie Sheen. Even then, that should be kept on the down low.

3. Head meet desk. Hun, we can all tell that you don't like to read. But maybe picking up a book wouldn't be all that bad. We can start you off with something short and easy. Maybe, Goodnight Moon? What kind of the "medical school" did you go to and presumably pass if you don't like to read? There is tons of reading there.

4. Those are some real special priorities there. Any man would be lucky to have you probably for that one night. Cause lets face, the way you have just described yourself has eliminated yourself from the dating and relationship pool. You are toe deep in the one hit wonder kiddie pool.


The lesson here? Don't be this girl. Unless all you are looking for are creepy guys who like to hit it and quit it. Even if you are just looking for hook ups online have a bit more substance than this, then your one night johns could maybe hold a 1 hour conversation. Maybe