Romantic Evening for One Creeper: Revisited

Sometimes guys just don't get the hint or the rudely worded message. That's when I decided to have a little fun with it. Remember this fool who tried telling me his favorite hobbies were bubble baths and chocolates? No? Well neither did I till he messaged me again. He essentially told me that he wasn't "sold" on my profile yet so I responded with "Lucky for me, I'm not for sale" (usually my blog material and my message responses are the same). I didn't hear back for awhile so it was safe to assume that he got the message and moved on.

What is that saying about assuming things? It makes an ass out of  you and me? Anyways, I was wrong. His initial response annoyed me and I just wanted to punch him in the balls really hard. But with some loving encouragement from my BF I responded to see where it would go. Now for your entertainment (my messages are in the blue shade)

Oddly enough, he hasn't written back since the last message. I really take offense to the notion that I am for rent. It made me want to doubly punch and kick him in the balls. Guys you will not get anywhere with women with the attitude that you can purchase them. Even with hookers it just buys you a few hours.