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Thursday, February 10, 2011

{Real Stories} No jerkface you are not self-confident but a creepster

I would think that after reading a bunch of creepy messages for the past 6 or 7 months I've been on OKC that I wouldn't be surprised. I was wrong. I got this submission from a reader and its creeptastic qualities is off the chart. Without further ado,









The submitter let me know that no where in her profile does it mention her looking for casual sex and she doesn't even answer the sex questions. That just brings the creepy level up a notch.

Telling a person your cock size (without being asked) is beyond being "foward" and "self-confident". It is conceited, no mistake about it. If I want some guy to brag about his dick and how he can work it all I have to do is go to a bar or craigslist. I think it's safe to say that a good portion of people who start online dating do it because they are over that sort of attitude. However, my absolute FAVORITE part about this message is that he has the lab report to prove he is disease free, cause that is going to make a world of difference. Guys, do yourself a favor and put your dick away. You will get surprisingly a lot further with women than you think when you start using the head attached to your neck. Its there for a reason.

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